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cleaning like a boss

despicable-me:

Bob the Maid

cleaning like a boss

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corenevipera:

fovelshucker:

TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES


How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition

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giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

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theshieldandthesword:

i hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

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hiddlestalker:

sara-martins95:

tessaviolet:

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vantasticmess:

EVERY TIME this crosses my dash I consider reblogging it because this is my life

oh same

I like how sympathetic Marge is.

i need Marge as my mom

BUT SHE’S FICTIONAL TOO *cries*

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thescarfofsherlock:

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick 

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened 

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dependent:

wat am i doing

Greeeeen mustache

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